Lith
Lith
Lith

Man, that flush, flat dash is a brilliant design idea, and certainly a bold-

My mum’s got one of these, after she drowned her beloved Camry wagon.

VIVA LA ESCARGOT!

Settle, petal.

Nah, I got Goldeneye first. Not just one of the great games on N64, but one of the greatest games, full stop. Fun fact: you’re legally allowed to punch anyone who says that Halo was the first proper FPS on a console. It’s known as Hollis’ law.

And you make your living being gawker’s Orientalist. None of us is perfect.

Oh man, what a time to be alive. My token rich kid friend got an n64 first, and that just blew us away.

The technical term is “bingo wings”.

The moral of this story is if you buy this car you’ll get all tha GILFs.

The moral of this story is if you buy this car you’ll get all tha GILFs.

Would you buy his sticks?

Great. So people can’t even work out how to drive automatics now?

NP. Simply because, amazingly enough for NPOCP, it’s relatively un-shagged-with. No ridiculous engine swaps, no backyard suspension re-jigs, no silly mods full stop.

NOT TODD WILLING’S FAULT!

Holy crap, that’s a perfect description of him.

Sorry, that was a mistake on my part.

Wait, I thought you were at war with Oceania?

Aye, I know a lot of Packard Merlins made it into unlimited hydroplanes. I do shudder at all the scrapped Mustangs it took to get ‘em, however.

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She’s a woman: she was planning on just shoving a Pratt & Whitney under her shirt and saying she’s pregnant.