I like to think he just went Full Wog, for the hell of it:
Ah, HMAS Melbourne. Motto: “Bugger”.
And it’s not like a reinforced landing gear and a tail are necessarily bad things to have, apart from some minor weight savings issues.
And 90s Famke Janssen.
How do you gag an Italian?
“Where’s the bicycle chain?!?”
Yup.
Ah, him and the Maoris were the best things about the Battle of Crete.
He is just the happiest little car gnome.
Uh luft me jandals nixt to yuh chully bun.
Holy crap, thanks for this:
I prefer Google Juche.
Do not fuck with the Kiwis when it comes to the DIY mentality. See: The World’s Fastest Indian.
“It’s Douglas Bader...Meinhoff” - greatest quip ever.
Oh, wait, there is: a non-hovering blimp.
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE TERRIFYING THAN A HOVERING BLIMP?!
We’re done here.
Yeah, it’s funny - everyone pays out Lazenby as the Worst. Bond. Ever, but it’s funny how OHMSS pretty much paved the way for the hardened, more gritty, less camp - and dare I say, capable-of-falling-in-love - Craig Bonds. (Craig seems to fall head over heels every five minutes in these new Bonds.)