So that’s what Mark Weber’s up to these days.

The Michael Bay reboot of Moby Dick certainly is gritty, if that still is anything to go by.

They could use a Commodore stati-

This is the F-35’s equivalent of a fat girl taking a high-angle selfie: it hides its bulbous fuselage.

Did you hear about the wooden car?

Those things were my favourite sideshow game as a toddler.

“DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON’T HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!”

“Quantity has a quality all its own.”

...because by 2017, all utes are dead. There will be no more true utes.

Dem cheekbones.

This is the difference between the artist and the engineer, right here...

A-12 OXCART, then?

STRAYAAAAA!

This could only be more British if it was painted red, white and blue

Dat DIN pocket.

I think the only upside to this is that it may kill Dr Who.

Something something goose, something something golden egg...

Yeah. If they think Top Gear was ever just a show about cars...