Ah, yes, the “Tumblr clause” is how I believe the JAGs describe it.
“Here. Here’s where we place the explosives to fuck with the conspiretards in 2001.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Hugh Jackman:
Goddammit, they’re military officials, not eighties yuppies!
Someone that will never buy one.
And the Hilux says “No.”
Dem hips.
I love the keypad/VDU combo. Like a fighter jet. Don’t care if all it’s for is changing the seat heating...
Oi.
George Washington was your grandfather?
Smoke’s free with your VW diesel...
At least we’ll get the idea of him.
Jezebel is thataway, you cis-het shitlord.
“Oh, shit. I left the stove on, didn’t I?”
“NYEEEEEEEEEEOW!! PFTPFTPFTPFTPFTPFTPFT! NYEEEEEEOW!!!”
I’m Australian, and I find this offensive. Also, hilarious.
“I just don’t see why I need the undercoating and corrosion inhibitor.”