Thank you Mark. A longer work titled “A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest: Where The News Cums Hard”. It is about Fox News getting poisoned with a sex drug that makes them act like deviants. I hope for it be out next month. It was quite fun to write.

Aw, I love Jezebel! My year is made. Thank you for the kind words!

GUYS I QUIT.

I get it now. This whole situation has left me sore and chafed

Despite it being customary round these parts to take time to post an insightful comment I must deviate juuuust this one time.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

Duh...

This came in from the wife as I was reading this article. Awesome.

“My ass misses you.” Yep. I sent that.

I'm totally going to put balls in my pocket, but that might not be attractive to fellas.

Did I get a job after college? Heck yeah I did, I made $5.50/hr at a video rental store, then $10/hr doing construction. And then $20/hr doing graphics. Then $40k/year as a junior sysadmin. And now, years later, $110k+/year as a software engineer.

This was my OP:

I'll copy and paste... hopefully it won't be deleted again. :)

I just...don't understand. Like, there are people over on Kotaku and Gawker and Lifehacker that say TERRIBLE things about the authors all the time and they get recommended and bumped up to the top of the comments. But ONE Jezzie with a solid track record of GREAT comments says something mildly dissenting (that 50+…

I'm sure this post will be deleted, as was my original post calling out your hypocrisy in the wake of stories like Amanda Bynes'. Was it because so many readers agreed with me? I guess I learned a lesson today: free speech ok on Jezebel, except for opposing opinions and honest criticism. Sad.