Uh... I think he used the labels on the photos to circumvent the 140 character limit. I think that while technically this was a success, socially it's a failure.

300 Baud modem couplers.

Actually, today is the day to talk about the mental health crisis our country is currently facing.

I don't know what's sadder. The unfortunate act that it is happening, or the fact that I don't find it surprising.

Were each of the individuals studied subjected to a hearing test as well? The reason I ask is because I've had tinnitus since I was 3 years old. I constantly have this high-pitched ringing/squeal in my head. In fact, each ear rings at a slightly different yet resonant frequency.

No, but he has a mustache which more than makes up for it.

His mouth started bleeding. Did she headbutt him or something as part of the scene?

There is a reason why Walmart's house brand is called "Faded Glory"...

Screw Jesus. Let's have an Apple Maps take the wheel day!

Ugh. Teeth. Not claws. Too early. No caffeine.

It kills the Loris eventually.

The problem with Slow Lorises as pets is that people declaw them which then kills them. Please do not suggest that people adopt a Slow Loris as a pet. Ugh.

I knock Iowa, where I grew up, and they tend to care about each other too. Oh, and have better teeth. One side of my family is from SE OK/NE TX/NW Arkansas. I know all about rednecks, and they're not that far off my family tree. I still have cousins that moonshine.

Well, they are the #1 state in the US for edentulism...

Oh sorry. It parsed a little oddly. My bad.

She... Leslie is a she.

Why do you hope it won't open until 2014?

Weirdly enough... I swapped it out with a Lego Death Star ornament.

Additional ornaments for when your cat knocks the single ornament off of the tree and it shatters.

I bought the Charlie Brown one for my wife who'd never had a Christmas Tree before. She's Jewish, so the scraggly little thing really made her giggle. She's set it on her desk at work with a note that read, "I'm Jewish." since everyone else in the office is decorating for Christmas etc.