Here's where you're confused.

I'm probably the worst dater I've ever met. Why? Because I don't date. I do relationships. Either something clicks with both of us, or it doesn't. Every single time I've tried to force it, to approach a woman, it's backfired terribly.

Being ambulatory does not entitle you to a woman as a companion.

The Martyr

So, it's a waterproof slanket?

Where in the world is Crazy John McAfee?

Up next, McAffee Antivirus Condoms. For when you need a false sense of security while screwing 3rd world prositutes high on sketchy bath-salts.

And now a scene from: Dude, Where's My iCar?

Why would anyone need to have XKCD explained to them?

Give interview with video of what you now look like, get caught at border with circulated updated photos of how you look. And now... Profit or is he going to fall on a pistol and shoot himself 37 times reloading twice?

Do they ever explain why Christian Bale steals Morgan Freeman's nickname for use as a super hero? And after he does, why does Morgan Freeman keep working for him?

Actually there are some serious issues with the initial Vitamin C studies, and the follow-up ones. The FDA is currently re-investigating Vitamin C and treatment of cancer. Why? The difference comes between IV based Vitamin C and Digested Vitamin C. At a certain point your body will stop absorbing Vitamin C via…

There is currently an ongoing FDA study on it. The original claims were based upon digesting Vitamin C instead of introducting it intravenously.

He stuttered when reading, but only if he could hear himself. His stutter was psychological.

Nobody appreciates a good troll anymore. =|

It's also 1/2 the cost of Windows 7 in regards to upgrade price.

I remember when I'd get e-mails like this floating around inside T-Mobile, Wells Fargo, Microsoft, etc...

The saddest part? Here in the US it's not medically legal to treat cancer with IV Vitamin C, instead here you're stuck with fucking Chemo.

Well, they WERE going to fire Richard Williams sooner, but they got lost themselves while trying to use Siri and Apple Maps to navigate their way through the Apple Campus to his desk. In the end, it was simply easier to just unseal Jobs' old office and press the aluminum button with the poorly kerned label above it…

You don't seem to know much about Jews. I'm just sayin'...