General cop-out statement by people who want to hate on Apple for $reason_here...

Let me know when Apple Maps starts showing traffic congestion again... That's one of the things I used the old app for a LOT. How bad is traffic, do I need to find my way around a 15 mile backup?

Most states have the right to charge you as an adult if they want to.

This guy looks like my convicted peodophile WEBLOS leader when he was younger.

So, you're saying an air to ground tasked plane can't fight air-to-air to defend itself? F-16s are primarily Air-to-Ground yet they do just fine in shooting down other planes. Funny that.

Visibility from the cockpit of an Su-25K isn't all that great to begin with. I'm not sure what Iran's availability of parts for the Su-25K is these days, but I'd be shocked if they had any sort of really intense dogfight practice using guns.

Pseudo anonymity on the internet is pseudo. You can be outed at any time, and there can and will be consequences for your behavior as such.

Personally I find this massively fascinating from an Urban Spelunking viewpoint alone. Sure, it's unglamorous, but how often do you really get an idea of what the tunnels look like? I'm curious how much of the abandoned areas/tunnels they'll have to pump out too.

Does working in such high humidity environments ala Sandy cause additional wear/tear on your gear beyond just dropping stuff in the water? Or do you have a way of drying out your equipment when you're done using it?

Nate Silver doesn't predict elections. He just puts his numbers out there and the election revolves around them.

Nate Silver once stopped a Fox News pundit from speaking by crossing his arms and shaking his head no. Incidentally, doing so also raised the terrorist threat level temporarily to Gold.

Why are Getty Images' backend processing and display systems so bug riddled?

http://your.kingcounty.gov/elections/2012nov-general/ballot-tracker.html

King County, WA doesn't even do electronic voting. The whole county does mail-in ballots only. They show up pre-paid, and there are limited locations where you can vote in-person if you need to.

Yeah, I just set a big rock on top of the dogs' food. No, seriously, a rock. I've tried those special bowls, I've tried putting tennis balls in. Literally the only thing that slows my greyhounds down is a big ass rock on their food.

I'm sorry, but I can't count past potato. What ratio is that again?

I said in coconuts to swallows as a thrust to weight ratio. Not grams or ounces. Can't you read?

Sprint already has that.

Wait, you guys are complaining that the 920 is too heavy, when I just saw you on SNL a few weeks back telling us the iPhone 5 is too light?

Wait, there's an election going on? That explains why my phone is ringing constantly these days. I thought people finally just wanted to talk to me. *sigh*