Salvage operations are extremely dangerous.

Bah, just get Forrest to jump off of his shrimping boat and swim over to the other one. Then he can have another Jenny.

The triangular dagger has been around for a while. The point is that puncture wounds made with it won't clot easily, which increases the chance of your target simply bleeding out before getting help.

If you have to trick someone into looking at a picture of your junk, you're doing it wrong...

Yeah, one minute you're showing a picture of your cat, the next minute they're watching you dance with booth babes to 'Niggas in Paris' by Jay-Z

Gotta wipe with something...

The higher the hair, the closer to god.

Yeah, Maybe you should have put that as a reply so that people browsing from work don't have a cock on their screen. Just a thought.

And the actual music from the album. They're equally bad.

Jesus, how could you exclude Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave?

That's what I call it when I have to take a dump in the middle of a Star Wars movie marathon actually.

Greedo shot himself first after seeing Solo do the double blaster...

Rise Lord Vader and join me...

By removing the testes you remove a major source of hormone production that in turn reduces practices such as marking, and aggressive tendencies.

If you say so...

There aren't any cases because it's not viable competitively. I even linked something from Kotaku discussing the same thing.

I know this is going to sound weird, considering you think I'm a troll and everything but... It never made it to public trials. Microsoft killed the project off after running internal tests using xbox live servers. I used to work with quite a few of the 360 and Live folk years ago at a small startup game company.

Actually, I was meaning a PC Player w/ Mouse & Keyboard vs a Console Player with Gamepad. The gamepad user ALWAYS gets owned.

^—- Yep, a troll with a star even! Yay me!

Dude, Diaz, it's Friday man. Get out your Volcano and chillax bro.