Given that half the news out there is already at least moderately made-up, can we start a news channel that’s just good news for the dying?

Antoni is all of us in this moment

That tweet left out the best part of the photo—Antoni from Queer Eye:

It was smart to scale back.

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

similar, I eat a healthy portion of meat at every meal and make sure I add in a couple servings of fruits and veggies throughout the day, some nuts and cheese here and there. And if I HAVE to snack some low calorie pop corn...and cut back on drinking and magically lost 8 pounds or so this year

The theme for my babies rooms was “Communism.”

These stories of hyperfocused dietary side effects are four decades old, with the culprit changing, but the impacts are the same. My parents always told of their gorgeous, model-esque friend who became obsessed with a carrot-only diet, only to turn a frightening hue of orange...

I mean, were they sperm whales?

> One should be eating a shit ton of veggies on keto, like any other healthy diet.

What kind of drugs did you take because they are bad. No. 

This guy has a girlfriend and I’m single. Jesus. 

We just got a puppy, and we were *this* close to naming him Burt Macklin, FBI, but wound up deciding against it because Chris Pratt is such a dink.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

“Is there any chance these 2 aren’t fucking?”

Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

Im pretty sure I'm not a sociopath, thanks. 

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I can't take any position on the accusations against her son, but doesn't her resignation display a level of self awareness and integrity we don't usually see these days?