yuck

I know others have posted this but she is NOT IN A VEGETATIVE STATE. 

Does this count? I was riding BART home from work on a crowded train and out of the corner of my eye I see an older man (seated back to me) raise his phone kind of like at a selfie angle. I kind of wondered to myself why an older guy was taking a selfie, but thought thought of that old guy using a selfie stick review (…

She plays a magician in the syfy show Magicians! It’s literal magic, I bet she’s just playing herself.

I WILL NOW BE SENDING THESE STUDIES TO MY DAD WHO PRACTICALLY FORCE FED ME BREAKFAST UNTIL I FELT LIKE PUKING.

Isn’t this because of the Gaga meme where she says Bradley took a chance on casting her in the movie? Where she keeps saying the same exact thing over and over in all her press conferences for the movie?

My bf has no interest in seeking out his biological parents, and there is this one friend of his who CAN NOT let it go. Every time this guy gets drunk he goes ON AND ON about how my bf has had the hardest life because he was adopted, and doesn’t he want to know who his REAL parents are? It’s so so so uncomfortable and…

A terrifying fact about my Xanga, I managed to save all my posts and occasionally go back and read them. 

I rarely post on FB/IG, maybe once a month. But I feel like it is such a useless brain suck sometimes. Like, I should be doing something better with my time and brainspace.

Obviously, this is a weirdly intense faux accent. But isn’t this a real thing? I seem to pick up certain people’s inflections, especially if it’s unique, if I hang out with them for a long period of time. I imagine it’s kind of the same with accents?

So many emo lyrics. And then my bio was just a running list of quotes from my chats that I thought were funny. I would give anything to read that right now. Hahaha.

Thank you!

I feel like I have been held captive to social media since the days of AOL IMing and Xanga. I keep scaling back and scaling back, but it’s been such a huge part of my everyday functioning since middle school. I IM’d before texting was a thing (at least in my town). Everyone was always obsessed with constantly being in…

I have (IMO) a limited amount of friends/pages (140) that I follow so yeah, scrolling through the timeline doesn’t take too long. But I def spend SO MUCH time on the explore page. Looking at memes and fan art and embroidery. It’s like chaotic pintrest.

WHAT!?!?!??!?!?! THIS IS HORRIFYING.

Are you mansplaining tampons??? Why are you here? Shhhh. Go away. 

I was totally a weird republican for some reason in my teens. I moved onto a very vague libertarian phase with no real understanding of it. Now I am a well adjusted progressive liberal in my 30s. I think reading and consuming different types of media really helped me gain some empathy and understand higher level…

I bet a kid would like it too. It’s shiny! Except that it is a coat, so that is the only reason I think any kid would hate it. 

Me and my work bud! “Stop bagging my head!”