He was sent, like Michael Biehn, to save us. They just should have sent an editor alongside him.

Kojima was right about everything! HOW DID HE KNOW?!

“Something for your children to throw away when you die.” that describes my entire videogame collection

Jenova fight was pretty great. Enjoyed the music evolving over time the further along you got. But one thing...

Yeah weird, it is almost like the Remake isn't a 1:1 copy of the original game and everyone has already known that for months now or something. 

No way! That’s crazy! Some rando doesn’t like one of the most widely read webcomics on the internet, so clearly the answer is to burn the whole thing to the ground! If they don’t enjoy it, no one else should be able to either!

You can also quit the fight and restart from just before it if you don’t want to do chapter select in the post game to get that weapon.

And make sure you have Luck-Up equipped as well. That increases the chances of a successful steal.

No meat touching please!

Looks like that Pokeball was super effective!

Don’t give him any ideas.

You know he can do that, not funny.

What in the living hell?

Stay over there! ......No really, stay the **** over there.

Saw it, can confirm. Especially that part where Aerith looks directly into the camera and tells you how to revive her in the original game - I kinda wish I had seen that in the context of the actual story.

Do it! The Demons! Stop them! RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!!

Why, it’s Martian Law! Er...Sparks, can I marry people?

I heard that the Oakland Zoo was shutting down because someone fought a panda and left it unconscious. Definitely a case of Marshall Law.