Very bold of Kojima to engineer a global pandemic to tie in to his art piece of a game. Bravo.

Well, I HAVE been watching Ride while on the loo.

I suppose in this scenario, those assholes hoarding all the toilet paper would be MULEs.

The timing of this release is just bang-on perfect for me too, it’s nice to have a little escapism from the anxiety of living in New York City while a deadly virus threatens a complete breakdown in civil order.

List this under the lacking “Stray Observations”.

Mort's password being "Urn it" got a laugh out of me.

https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/behind-the-table

The interesting thing about the show too, is that while it contains some of the usual exploitative anime tropes, it actually portrays the sex industry and sex in general in a very positive light. Everyone is consenting. Everyone is (mostly) having fun.

how can anyone forget Harlan Ellison’s I Have Mouths on My Feet, and I Must Scream

You spent 14 billion years crafting the cosmos. It's not surprising 70 hrs doesn't seem like a whole lot of time to you. 

If the word savage is your baby, you should get a different fuckin’ baby.

I mean, I knew this was coming when I saw the headline

My take was "Are the Deputies alright?"

So you could these were taken by a Western serial killer?

No, they’re adding entire new swaths of content: story, modes, areas to explore. The 200 Mons are being added alongside. It’s the same thing they would have pulled in previous generations by making you pay full price for a pseudo-sequel, but this time for half the original game’s cost. Plus you don’t have to start…

They made their decision and it was a bad decision. 

Note: DS remake, not 3DS.

The joke is that the fight with the marionette in FFIV was fairly iconic due to it actually being two fights in one; it starts with a droning, halfway innocent halfway unsettling waltz-like theme, and when you kill enough enemies during the fight the rest suddenly combine into a giant one whose properties depend on…

On the contrary, I was more than pleasantly surprised by a deeper, more personal article than what the title implied.