This may have been my favourite closing credits of this show ever. Bob really likes professional pattycaking.

Looks like you found out how many people subscribe to Pewdipie, lol... I’ve also seen a few articles about his racism, as well as his own subreddit mentioning his racism (it looks like the subreddit is filled with both fans and haters).  I’d say the fact that there’s so many people that watch him, and push people to…

It’s pretty amazing, and a credit to the writers, how Alex has gone from being the weird kid in a pretty forgettable episode to a believable best friend for Gene in all of two subsequent appearances.

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Brother - DNA Testing” is a wonderful store name.

“Are you saying this is my fault?!”

It’s difficult. On the one hand, he’s absolutely responsible for how he’s played into alt-right sensibilities. On the other hand, he has more subscribers than twice the population of South Korea. The tyranny of statistics pretty much assures that some of his fans will be sociopaths. I’m just trying to figure out how…

He gets it, he simply won’t take responsibility for it.

The fact that Trump was a close friend of that paedophile should mean an automatic bar from him ever being near children. What were their parents thinking?  

That was a high-quality comment but I’d feel really gross about giving you a star for it.

At least Trump didn't tell them a story about a drug fueled orgy on a yacht like he did in front of the boy scouts. 

I’m Scotch-Irish by descent. About the only thing any person of Irish heritage has to complain about anymore is the shameless co-opting of St. Patrick’s Day by a bunch of dipshits looking for a socially acceptable excuse to get drunk.

...and yes, folks (who are not asmallcat), I know where Paddy Wagons got their name,…

Younger Johnny: “Dad always said, ‘hungry people eat lunch, humble people serve it.’”

I mean... It’s Konami... so... you know...

That’s...not at all an inaccurate phrase for communicating the idea of sleeping in fits and starts. “Chunks” here refers to “chunks of time,” as in sleeping for fifteen minutes, waking up, and then drifting off again.

I’m not certain where you picked up your understanding of English composition (to say nothing of…

at least it kind of makes sense for her character to have big tity honkers

I’m not a fighting game player at all, but for someone to say it takes no skill they have to be talking out of their ass.  You can only get so far with button mashing and I should know I’m the guy who will struggle to unlock items in Soul Caliber just because the character creator is so damn fun but it takes me ages…

Or Britta Perry’s torrid romance with Subway on Community:

Or the Verizon episode. Tina Fey, directly down the camera: “Can we have our money now?”

I can’t believe no one mentioned Hormel® Black Label® bacon or Duracell batteries.

I can’t believe no one mentioned the Diet Snapple episode of 30 Rock.