A few points I feel should be clarified:

“Wukong Prime, the enhanced version of the original Wukong suit. It comes complete with a crossbow, nunchaku, and looks that can kill”

Here’s a few tips for you: When bullet jumping, you always jump in the direction of the aiming reticule. And that includes upwards/at an angle. Also, if you tap the slide button/key, you’ll do a roll. Best of all, this can be done mid-air and can be used to avoid the brief stun that’ll happen when you land after…

If you really want to hear his views in his own voice, just look for the white hood. 

To add on to what other people have said, even if you’re not a huge fan of D&D or are unfamiliar with the podcast, I’d suggest checking the book out. It’s a very fun read. For example, one of the company positions listed in the book is the “Occultant”. 

YOU GUYS ARE ROAST CHICKEN.

Honestly, I gave Underlords a try and lost interest thirty minutes in, because it feels so damned slow. I just wanted the match to be over with. 

I hate you for this, you magnificent son of a bitch. Take the star. 

It should probably be specified that the Fat Black Chocobo DLC is for FF XIV. 

It should probably be specified that the Fat Black Chocobo DLC is for FF XIV. 

And don’t forget the reveal of who “Ray” is. 

Z.H.P.: Unlosing Ranger vs Darkdeath Evilman. It was NIS’ take on the mystery dungeon/roguelike genre, and it was absolutely brilliant. A parody of superhero fiction (especially Super Sentai), with character names such as “Reckless Cop Dangerama” and US President “Brick Oldllama”, and boss fights that reference…

Remember folks: Mitch McConnell’s GOP only cares about the “sanctity of life” when they can use it as a sledgehammer to control and terrify women. Once those babies are born? Fuck ‘em.

And Shockrates knows what he’s talking about, folks. He’s a licensed FBI agent and everything!

Petty Twitter is the best Twitter. 

Cosori has a recipe for Pork Katsu:

Cosori has a recipe for Pork Katsu:

“Getting yourself fired because you thought it was funny to be racist on someone’s receipt is not gonna help with your economic anxiety JoeBob.”

Plus Tales has Loader-Bot, the best Borderlands character yet. 

As a long time Dragon’s Quest fan, I say... BRING ON THE SWORDBOYS. 

Given SEGA’s track record when it comes to PSO 2, I’m not holding my breath that it will actually release.