Let’s be very clear: The Trump Org tried to dick around the Secret Service on how much rent they should pay, but you just know they’re cutting Ivanka a massive deal on the rent for her store. That’s all you need to know about this grifter family’s priorities.

I’m more in on the idea that McCain had a little face to face time with SkyGuy and maybe thought a little harder than usual about the consequences of the decision beyond politics.... I hope this doesn’t come off as insensitive, but maybe his tumor made him think a little more clearly. There’s also a 98% chance that…

Okay, just to make sure you’re aware of the context here:

Even if they did, he would still be rude and unappreciative. No way he would admit they were as good as HIS steaks being sold at HIS posh joints. Besides, when he stays and eats at his properties, he rakes in illegal profits.

I’d rather suck my own cock.

Do I get to eat his head afterward? Asking for a friend.

I wouldn’t even bang him with someone else’s vagina. Are you kidding me?

Best Man as in wedding or Best Man as in “ nudge-nudge, wink-wink”?

Does he plan to speak with the millions of people who the ACA has helped to balance out his perspective? Listen to ‘both sides’, give the other side a chance, as the Republicans have been bleating the last six months?

Police apparently are so fearful and jumpy now that they use deadly force as a first resort, not a last resort. Used to be a time in which cops never had to draw their weapon, let alone shoot. Now, it seems, they are being trained to fear everyone as a potential threat. When the fact of the matter is that even…

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

That lady is gross and lazy. We change diapers in our car or bathroom only. No one needs to experience that. And, that’s where people eat. Ew.

It all makes sense, assuming he’s tweeting from the shitter — all that straining and pushing to force out one blood-soaked, pellet-sized shit that sinks to the bottom of the bowl like a rocket? Christ, if that was my routine morning constitutional, I’d be furious to the point of senility too.

And more to the point how the hell are we going to collect the 300,000,000 plus guns that are already out there?

Agreed. But also, it’s the prosecution’s job to prepare their witness - in this case it might not have made a difference because trying to recall the exact details of a traumatic experience is something she never expected to do, and the police prepare for exactly that. I think the police (wrongly) are afforded more…

I think we tend to discount McConnell because of his unfortunate appearance and way of speaking. Don’t you worry, Senator Turtle knows exactly what he’s doing. This is a guy who said “One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, ‘You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy’”. He’s received over $1.5 million from…

Opioids are the modern day equivalent I’d say. Until we treat addiction as a public health issue instead of a public safety issue (amongst other things such as doctors proscribing serious opioid based pain killers for any surgical procedure) that problem isn’t going anywhere.

I’m going to go with it came from them being obviously Muslim. Rage happened when he saw them. It happened to be on the road. Biggest eye roll ever.

And also being close to 6ft tall when you’re 11? The most awkward of awkward stages. I can’t get over how big this child is.