my guess is a small duplo but not quite a Lego

The last kitchen I worked at had a solid core of six cooks. We all stayed there for a couple years, while the front of the house was in almost constant transition.

When I was in my early 20's, I had a full time job with a federal agency ... but decided I could cure my "boredom" with a job in fast food.

Here is another great one from my incredible resume of working for fucking stupid assholes.

I was thinking the same thing, so I went ahead and masterbated just to be safe.

Much like voter fraud, the new "anti-dino" movement is a solution in search of a problem.

I find it odd that, on a story about domestic violence, so many people are making song-lyric jokes. Not cool, guys.

This is very perplexing to me. So not the names you expect to see in a headline about a "domestic incident".

>"...were issued misdemeanor summons to appear in court." Nothing to see, here.

Last Xmas, i happened to look at my dads browser history on his phone. Apparently, he is really into S& M dating sites.

I don't know if it counts as the craziest but it's my most memorable. Within the space of 2 days, I ran into Mike Myers three times in the Westwood neighborhood of Los Angeles. The first time, he was behind me at the concession stand at a theater. I got my popcorn and pop and turned to leave and almost mowed him…

Another Old chiming in with (a) I don't even know who 3/4 of these folks being named are and (b) my proof-that-I'm-an-Old (point (a) not being proof enough) story.

What is #NSADAY???? Is it the day the NSA [redacted]?

Well of course mine is about peeing. I went to the Southie Boston parade with a friend, because we are both female gingers and I figured we should be with our ilk. All the bars were charging like $20 to get in, so we decided to take turns peeing in an alley. She went first, I was on lookout, and made sure to block the…

I got my BRCA test a few weeks ago and am waiting on results. Even though I still don't know if I will test positive, my MD recommended increased screening due to family history. So I got my first mammogram found this month (I am 33), followed quickly by my first biopsy for a calcification they found. I am supposed…

Become creative producers, instead. Join a writing class and keep your ears open for a student who can write good dialogue. Pay them to write the screenplay - a set fee, no points, two-month deadline, you retain all rights once it's complete (get a lawyer to draught contracts). Copyright it. If it's good, you'll have…

Well if Jesus died on the cross so we would all be healed I think he deserves a refund.

"There's absolutely nothing on Earth that's possibly worse than losing an Oscar."

For any who are interested, here's a documentary we made for the 40th anniversary of Apollo. Narrated by fan favorite Peter Cullen.

That is the best use of stock photography I have seen in a long time. Bravo.