They learned that it's easy to get rich by fooling rubes into thinking you're "one of them."

From Slate:

BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEZE PEACH OKAY YOU'RE JUST NOT RESPECTING DUCKMAN'S FREEZE PEACH

What's leftover vodka?

MY WORKOUT! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Speaking of Justin Beieber, check out my Godson's Christmas gift!

It has come to my attention that there are very attractive people still using chatroulette... Interesting...

I subbed to him after Wrecking Ball, how did I miss this?

A) Mariah Carey pretty much reached goddess level in my mind when she managed to write that song and turn it into the most delightful classic Christmas tune. And I don't even like Christmas!

The dudes at 1:04 that start doing the back-up singers part? I want to squeeze them so hard.

I've already watched this like 5 times today. I'm madly, unabashedly in love with Steve Kardynal. #noshameinmygame

I would argue that it's second to "Last Christmas" by WHAM, but point taken.

That was delightful. And proof that "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the best GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG OF ALL TIME.

That made me smile so hard my face hurts.

Yup. Obvious.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Guessing I'm not meant to be laughing at this. But I am. I can't see the words "oh my" without reading it in George Takei's voice.

You know, living abroad gives these delightful opportunities. Guys in Pakistan would cold call random numbers, trolling for girls. When they got me, a woman speaking English, they were very happy, "Hello. I saw you the other day. You are very beautiful. Can we do a friendship?" and other variations would be constant…