Probably Pop Tarts.

“If you chase your dog, he is likely to misinterpret this as you playing with him. That will inspire him to continue running!”

The prize is for everyone, when Musk graces us with his presence.

Some of these are wild because they’re almost never capitalized.

Wait till they realize the score is probably rounded. Everyone who “made it” to 99.6 then stopped are going be salty when the cutoff is probably 99.8+ or whatever

I paid $60+ for super premium water v6 and it’s literally just the same thing as super premium water v5.

If you mean “why is Nintendo cool with it”, probably because fighting it (Nickelodeon/Viacom) would be a costly bridge burning legal battle even if they’re in the right.

I actually really like tier lists, it’s a good way to have relative rankings quickly without having to pigeon hole singular bests. I think a well defined tier list is probably high B-tier, maybe even A-tier.

The scammers talk about how revolutionary NFT can be, but any implementation cannot be revolutionary before it stops being easily recognizable as an NFT.

Gatcha/Loot boxes are still predatory gambling style scams.

If COVID is the new normal, part of living with it will forever be deciding on a case by case basis when an event is still too risky to be held.

Just a regular reminder that celebrities are probably too far removed from reality to be relatable and should (statistically speaking) be the last people you look up to?

Honestly, I don’t think it’s actually weird enough to further alienate anyone, it’s probably exactly as alienating as playing the MMO in the first place.

Maybe, and I’m not going to call out every time Kotaku has a weak clickbaity reactionary take.

Honestly, I’m feeling monster should be the last pick. Smash originally really felt more like a mascot fighter than anything.

Counter argument: I think it looks fine and is priced about where I’d expect a collab ball jointed ball to be (overpriced but not as much as youd think)

Does it still work if you have a baby in a restaurant they give you free food for life?

All You Need Is Kill / Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat was fine.

I’m not sure if you’re being facetious, but honestly, yes, just burn it all down.

While it’s clearly obviously 100% the fault of the card, it’s so far only happened with this one game which does make it notable.