Why is your mustard black?

Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

WHERE DO I GET THIS BEYONCE WATCH?!?!

Is this taking into account temperature differences? Because a pretty straightforward back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that if a ball was inflated to 12.5 psi at 70 F (a perfectly reasonable inside temperature) and is allowed to cool to 30 F (the ambient temperature around the time of Brady's INT), the…

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

She needs to pick a less villanous eyebrow stencil if she's going to go on the stand during his trial. Juries have convicted on less.

Those are HOF numbers.

The team has, however, completed six interviews for the GM job, meaning that they are batting .600 on interview requests. At this point, I think we can count that as a victory.

Speaking of people who don't even bother to survey the situation before passing, the Jets also need a quarterback.

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

I'd like to be the first to congratulate Peter King on his new gig at the WSJ!

This is a very, very fine piece of work. I have never seen the issue of rape accusation framed so clearly in these kinds of terms. Very good.

The latest projections out today have him going at #2. So I guess he's going, what, all of one spot lower than he otherwise possibly could have?