Sure. Everybody thinks, "Tebow, what's the harm? He can't be any worse." But then, he does the impossible and finds a way to make your offense - nay, your whole team, front office included - worse. Tebow is a miracle like that.

Let him be an asshole now. I have experience with Jets fans. In a few years, when reality sinks in, all the self-loathing will mellow him the fuck out.

Is anyone surprised that the guy who started Sanchez on Weeks 1-15 last season is only now getting around to trying the Wildcat? Anyone? It's sweet if you're surprised.

How are we supposed to tell that to our children? What are we supposed to say? That the NFL doesn't care that its front offices are populated by drunk, law-breaking thugs who, even if they lose their jobs after their arrests, end up with the Bengals just weeks later?

Notice how they buried the little head under the word "Patriots," instead of just leaving it out in the open in some industrial park? You LEARN from your mistakes, fellas.

You have no clue how this lacrosse world works.

And stole his necklace.

So I can go to a Jaguars game without actually having to watch the Jaguars? I'm in!!!

This could also double as a Mark Sanchez highlight reel.

"I get up, I drink coffee, I read the paper, I have breakfast, I go out on my bike and train. I come home, I have lunch with the kids, then I spend the rest of the day in meetings, playing golf or in the park with the kids. And about 5 p.m., I open a nice cold beer and I think."

If Ray Lewis had been as dumb as Aaron Hernandez, he would have done all his post-Super Bowl interviews in the blood-soaked white suit.

Tim Tebow and Rob Gronkowski on the same team? Bill Belichick is either retooling his football team or writing a mediocre buddy comedy. Time will tell.

Relationships are hard. Only the 2 people involved know what complicated circumstances led to a breakup...unless it's, you know, Vladimir Putin.

If the monkey had just ADMITTED to blood doping, this would have all gone down peacefully.

"Backoff Bitches" is actually a medical warning label. As a Pats fan, I love this guy, but, at this point, I'm pretty sure you can get chlamydia just looking at him.

Poor Tim, but I always wonder why God lets the Jets happen to good people in the first place.

Bravo!

Bravo +1

As a Pats fan, I thank God often for the increasingly entertaining ways Rex Ryan embarrasses himself. This is just the best. That said, once the laughter dies down, we should all send thoughts and prayers to Mrs. Rex Ryan, the woman married to the guy who gets so turned on when she wears a Sanchez (!) jersey that he…

The Bob Fescoe shout made my day. "We all watched your sorry ass play when we could have been down in Louisburg enjoying cider and doughnuts," is now my favorite oddly-specific, sports-related insult.