You young'uns don't realize how enormous these things were, they only brought out the current size in 1978.

Doing porn as an adult seems to be the equivalent of picking your nose as a kid. Is it illegal? No. Is everyone a hypocrite if they make you feel like a freak for it? Probably. Will it give you a reputation you may never live down? Yeah, unfortunately it probably will.

I love the Born to Die album. I am not ashamed.

I need. These people. To stop.

Stop fucking slapping and hitting the cat, you asshole!

Jeff Goldblum has a cameo in "Annie Hall". His new fiancée cannot possibly be 31. I'd put her closer to 41. Geena Davis has more awesome in her daily dump than all of them.

Easy fix, ladies!

Evidently I chose my feet. Having worn ugly comfy shoes most of my life I have the feet of teenager.

I'll confess, I was one of them. And when I stopped looking at porn, I pretty much changed completely as a person. I'm not all anxious and high strung all the time, I can look people in the eye, I've had actual relationships, and am generally not depressed the way I used to be.

I guess this is what always annoyed me about Jez. Because it's always wondering about why there isn't more work done on sexual health, and then it turns around and mocks the scientists every time they present some new data on sexual health.

I loved this when I was a kid, hard to find these days though

Slightly less relevant but still hilarious is

It drives me insane how attached to their phones people are. I take the M train to/from work every day, and at the point when it comes above ground, it is just a sea of people pulling out their phones and checking facebook/instagram. What could have possibly happened that is so interesting? Meanwhile they are…

Its a fashion for younger women to hate on older women. While guys will see a rocker dude still very sexual in his fifties and say "man, he's what I'd wanta be" women seeing a woman in her fifties still being photographed scantily clad and acting like they have a right to revel and say " who do she think she is?"

She'll disappear in a few months and just be a another girl in porn if she chooses to continue in this career...like any 18 year old, I blame her parents and handlers for this more than her, she is planning and making decisions for the right now and not the future...I'm sure she'll regret her actions in 10 years.