No! He kept running away from her! You fail Jughead trivia, my friend

yes, many a pre-teen bored weekend was spent reading Archie comics, and it was all about does Archie like Betty or Veronica better? Will Jughead ever get a girlfriend? Will Moose be asked a question in class and go "duh"? Will Midge reject Reggie over his jealousy? I could go on.

this happened to me just the other day.

So this means we have to rename the infamous "silent but deadly" to... "the quiet lifesaver"?

I never went for those fuck-me pumps either, who needs'em?

Why is Megyn dressed for a black-tie function to give us the news?

Ah, one of the benefits of aging: lower expectations. I look forward to the day when I don't give a fuck that my boobs reach my knees.

Danger Pussy!

"it goes to 11!"

or preserved under a glass dome Futurama style

the looks on the faces are just plain diabolical...

Yes, they were great back in the day, and Adele's voice is superb. But today's pop style of music is different than how Rondstat etc sing, it's a siren-level head voice, fighting over wall-of-noise electric guitars and synth. You can see Katy straining for it in that vid, her voice is toast, she'll go to lip-synching…

You are fighting a losing battle here. I know of no guy who will change soaps in the shower. Some won't even switch to shampoo when it comes to the hair. I, on the other hand, must have a different cleaning lotion for pretty much every part of my body.

"couple had broken up before she found out"

Eva Cassidy had a remarkable voice and talent, but she was a crooner, who usually played intimate venues, and her repertoire was mainly interpretations of classic tunes. The trouble with Britney and Katy Perry is they are pushed to play stadiums and strain their voices. It's not a fair comparison.

sounds like she thought a baby would save the marriage and now that it won't she doesn't want to be a single parent. Not the best reason to have a kid.

Well that explains it, Sean made that dress himself on his sewing machine and she's wearing it to not hurt his feelings

just throwing in my two cents! I'll try harder next time

dogs reacting to the voice. He senses from the tone when the goal is scored and the action is over and then turns around.

Oh come on, it didn't take 22 firefighters to get him out, the call came over the radio and they all had to go check out the doufus