I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

Not since they outsourced their Multiverse Exploration Devision to the good folks at Aperture Laboratories.

I once had a Wiccan roommate. When she moved in, she asked if she could do a cleansing ceremony. I figured it wouldn’t hurt so I said sure. It involved washing every doorframe with organic soap. I refrained from telling her there was a sink full of dishes after that if she wanted to keep the ceremony going.

well.... I got better.

HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

They could just set up their own Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption organization...

Not the craziest idea I guess...

Best I could do on short notice....

Russian troll army at work.

Why doesn’t the US Navy have a precision frozen Butterball® turkey launcher and call it an unfortunate bird strike?

If you were wondering how to be the biggest and possibly most dangerous dick while flying a $19 million piece of military hardware, that’s it.

they just need to get the kinks out but soon they will be 3D printing ships

1. Rust isn’t as big of an issue as you would think provided you properly setup and maintain anodes on the ship. Composites and plastics aren’t necessarily better than steel for a number of reasons:

That’s not how naval architecture works. That’s how pipe dreams work.

So when you guys feel like eating barbeque, do you just throw the meat in front of the antennas for a couple of minutes?

I guess it’s a good thing nobody listens to you then, because you may as well be demanding a warp drive and replicators.

I don’t mean to one up you.