The mechanics just don't work that way. A male rapist can force himself on a woman, but it's just impossible for a woman to force herself on a man, unless she's like, raping him with a strap-on or something. That's why they aren't comparable.

Well, I'm trying to imagine being raped by a woman, like having her force me to put my erect penis inside of her, and having a hard time not laughing.

I get that it's like unethical for an adult woman to seduce a teenage boy, but I just cannot swallow the idea that it's comparable to an adult male violating a teenage girl. It's just not the same whatsoever. I'm a guy, btw.

Maybe I'm just not the target audience for this piece, but I have never given a crap about spoilers. Then again, I'm an old-school gamer, so I don't play games for the story whatsoever. If knowing what's going to happen puts you off from playing the game, it's probably not a game worth playing (i.e. the gameplay can't…

On the other hand, who cares about those things?

The fact that some ladies can actually get boners makes you hate the term lady boners?

This doesn't seem that surprising, really? I mean, most people, men and women alike, go on to have kids, so this isn't exactly shattering my preconceptions.

I'm not judging you, I just don't get it. The way that I don't get people that put salt on their food before tasting it, but I'm not going to give anyone a hard time over it.

I'm a guy so this might be totally off-base but maybe it's just an extension of slut-shaming and similar attitudes?

Iwill never understand these people. Who doesn't like free pleasure?

Did you even read the piece and comprehend the words therein? I get the impression that you didn't, because Patton is very clear about his disapproval about what Tosh actually said. He only defends his right to finish his damn joke without being heckled. THEN you can call him out for being a piece of shit, in writing…

I agree, people can't understand rape culture without personally insulting Daniel Tosh. Nevermind all the stuff that Patton Oswalt actually said, you can't be a feminist ally without insulting people.

I don't think there's anything un-feminist about liking to shave. I think what's problematic is all the gendered assumptions attached to it. Society demands women to shave their whole bodies and considers it shameful for men to shave anything other than their face. In an ideal world, anyone could shave or not shave…

I agree, presenting anything that might challenge or question any aspect of our society or culture should not be shown to kids. They'd be scarred for life!

Stealing a dollar isn't as bad as stealing a million dollars, but they're both wrong for precisely the same reason.

Sorry Tracie. All this has done is convince me that makeup is a pointless waste of time. I could not care less if a guy's cheeks are imperceptibly less red.

Is it anything like the way some Americans are "ironically" racist against black people?

You're projecting things onto me hardcore. I was trying to explain how my reflexive and involuntary reaction to a visual stimulus (your ugly face) does not reflect how I view you and wish to treat you as a person. But apparently your being everyone's victim is more important and I'm just a big meanie, so I'll go away…

I'm really sorry that you have to deal with people being openly shitty to you, but I have to take issue with part of this.

They definitely are orders of magnitudes different in terms of harm, but as you basically said they're wrong for precisely the same reason: removing parts of peoples' bodies for no real reason and they can't even consent to it is kinda fucked.