That's my purse!
I don't know you!

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

Right??? That's some Stephen King shit right there. All I would've needed is like an abandoned tricycle in the lobby and I would said nnnnnope and quit right then and there. I'm a quadruple minority so we know I'm the first bitch to die.

Going along with the stoned girl (no judgement, been there before). Two of my friends and I ate some acid in college. As college kids are known to do late at night we decide we are going to go grab some food. Being that it is about 4 in the morning, the only thing that is open is Country Kitchen. Now I am sure this…

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Neglectful parents - "I taught you how to be self sufficient!"

She actually replied and said she is open with the kids, so now my post has a completely moot point.

Me thinx this may be a way to lessen the effects of alcohol withdrawal?

Good for you! I work from home, and the ability to run upstairs and rub one out when I feel my stress/anxiety getting to be to much is invaluable. Many days, I'll try the Hitachi before I go for the Ativan. Anxiety can suck a bag of dicks.

I love how all these commenters are looking down their noses at you, absolutely clueless that you've been a starred/hearted/kinja'd/whatevered contributor since 2007. Good lord. For the record, people: Jan has kids, has been building this community since you were in jr. high and was IMHO only pointing out that…

I am sure her kids will love hearing about her blog when their classmates are old enough to find it.

Fucking juggalos, how does that work?

the guy who worked at an electronics store. His name was Eric Johnson but went by Lance at work. He said there was another Eric there and they couldn't have two, so he chose Lance. Lance Johnson. My friends and I referred to him as Penis Penis.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

I think that that's more related to how people who grow up in safe, stable homes are also much more influenced by societal indoctrination- i.e. they would have a harder time overcoming the taboo and pursuing the relationship in the first place.

ikr? That's some total X-Files shit

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

knowing assholes like this exist is also why my servers get obscenely great tips from me. I wish people would just stop being assholes so I could save money.

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.