We just celebrated our 30th. That's not the hard stuff up there. The hard stuff comes later when Bad Things happen that test your commitment to each other in ways you never expected. Health issues, job loss, family issues with parents and loved ones - those are the things that are truly hard and will test your…

Elephants definitely do mourn their dead friends, often returning to the places where another elephant that they had known died. There have been many studies researching this behavior. From what I've seen there is no scientific hypothesis that can explain this behavior other than elephants do in fact experience grief,…

I used to work in a strip club/adult store/massage parlor. We had internet booths, with some free porn access. Every. fucking. week, random middle-aged, well-dressed, white guy in a suit would scuttle out of his booth like he had a red hot potato jammed up his ass and scoot out of the store and almost without…

I will not accuse you of being racist against Germans, but I will point out that making Nazi jokes every time something German comes up does hurt German feelings especially descendants of Germans who had nothing to do with what happened during both world wars.

When you assume, you make a complete dickface out of u.

I have a funny feeling you hate women.

My Dad made that threat - and, without giving us time to act on his demands, actually spent a gleefull afternoon with his cousin, throwing all of my and my sisters' things away - when I was about 10. The odd threat to throw things away isn't necessarily abuse, but I'll tell you - as part of a lifetime-long campaign…

That's what I was going to say - locking your kid in their room is a big no-no in the eyes of DYFS. Aside from being traumatizing, it is a fire hazard.

You forgot the fact that we all have short hair that does not please the boner. -10

Sad you kids couldn't work it out.

My 6th grade boyfriend broke up with me after I wrote him a lengthy note about how I thought it was time for us finally kiss. Neither of had kissed anyone before and I was a horny little child looking for a way to do some making-out. He was clearly less interested is doing the deed because he sent me a note back…

And THIS is a situation in which shooting whoever comes in your house is a terrible idea.

I personally believe feeding a cat a vegan diet, even if you supplement, is inhumane. When I was in school, my veterinary nutrition professor explained that she would not formulate vegan diets for cats. She would do supplemented vegetarian. I won't because most of the cats I see are indoor only- with an indoor/outdoor…

I'm against torturing animals before I eat them. I have a chicken (she's only an asshole when it comes to my greenhouse) who gets treated like a chicken - a very spoiled chicken, but that's the point. Treating her like anything else - a child or an egg machine by burning her beak off and stuffing her in a cage the…

My child molester uncle liked to school my aunt on how perverted she was for enjoying Stephen King books. I have learned to give people who clutch pearls lots of side-eye.

Such a bummer when dudes aren't comfortable being outwardly loving of their kids and involved with their development.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUN

I hope he makes it. He deserves to live through the shame.

I have a totally crazy adolescent bunny in my house at the moment (and two sweet, cuddly seniors) and he is the cutest, evilest thing ever. He snuck into the the trundle under my bed and tore up all my down blankets today and chewed on the bathroom door. He terrifies the elderly gentlemen bunnies with his wild…

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