I don't think I've ever been in a Starbucks and not come out wanting to crucify someone.

If I'd fired them and had any doubts at all, this nutso display would only inure me to that decision. No way I hire or rehire the sort of person to nail himself to a cross in protest.

This seems to suggest that "hook and ladder" is a malapropism of "hook and lateral," and I'd put my money on that being the case.

Nobody said it proves anything.

Who better to dispense insight on high class and fine taste than someone who calls himself Fartknocker?

Jesus, Rosecrans, this man plays for Dusty Baker! He's just trying to avoid clogging up the bases!

Thin crust, light sauce, heavy cheese, sausage, and hot peppers.

I really don't think that anyone is under the impression that your comments constitute legal advice or creates an attorney-client relationship.

If by "pull back" you mean "jump back with slack-jawed surprise at how badly they were beaten," then I agree. It isn't fatigue; it's ineptitude.

Stick this voice in your earhole:

In all fairness, every media outlet labors under the absurd notion that it has a monopoly on journalistic integrity.

Well, I suppose he could have used a forklift.

The NFL doesn't care if people respect the athletes, it only cares that the athletes aren't viewed as actual human beings.

Shit. That's good.

Couldn't you at least find a post where your crass, racist trolling would be more apropos?

"On [sic] their free time, these NASCAR race teams manufacture large quantities of methamphetamines and force innocent young women to perform sexual acts for them on a regular basis."

Are we sure there's no truth to that allegation? Eh, maybe this is just an early pitch for Breaking Bad. Is Vince Gilligan a NASCAR…

We all will.

But could he kill two birds with one stab?

That Debbie is a saucy gal.

Japanese tentacle porn, basically.