Fyi torch and leaf don’t break if you don’t hit things with them

Unfortunately I’ve found that it also works in reverse.

What...music would be a different thread anyway. If you’re having bad enough issues that your homescreen is stuck, the music would keep playing and just drive home how awful it is.

To each their own...this music makes me think of a tropical version of “on hold” music.

Oh man I hate those “here’s a present! It’s a shitty demo for a game you don’t care about and you can’t figure out how to delete it! (that last part may be wii u only...)“

Then get active (way better than Sonos) speakers for the same price. I see no point in Sonos because you can get dumb (better quality) speakers with a chromecast for the same price.

Then get active (way better than Sonos) speakers for the same price. I see no point in Sonos because you can get…

Yes, Nintendo’s menus have always been annoying, slow, full of shitty sound effects.

Please no, I’ve always hated menu music (The PS4's is awful, the Wii’s is just annoying, The Wii U’s is also annoying, the 3ds probably has it but I always leave the volume off because the speakers are awful and most mobile game music isn’t anything to write home about and there’s no voice dialogue).

Ouch, that sounds painful, mine was towards Goron mountain. It was a literally lake of mud (meaning no swimming) that you had to traverse while enemies are shooting at you. And it had a short platforming section with a mud-swimming electro-lizard and metal platforms (that were electrified when it was near them, and…

Same! I saw 4 apples just sitting there and was like “huh...an apple is missing...what if I place one there...”

Oh man, a metroid game without fucking backtracking would be my dream. Games that do backtracking well: The Stanley Parable.

Did you know that you can distract them with bombs? :D (Also try sneaking)

I’m a fucking idiot...is this the mud lake? Because on the mud lake I used the giant metal box to help me across. Then used bombs to distract the electro lizard, then high tailed my way up the tower on the opposite side from the flying guy.

*$300 *mobile* zelda machine...its magical

Just my experience, but I’ve had no problems with my Switch. No connection issues, I sit about 10 feet from tv. No lag issues with Zelda (and you can actually set the output to be 720p if you’re worried about lag). Joy-cons feel fine ...1-2 Switch is really stupid but also kind of fun. Zelda is the best zelda…

Kind of off topic...But how did the controls feel in kill zone for you? I tried to okay it but it felt like there was a 200 ms lag between the control stick and on-screen which killed the game for me.

maybe the iq of jalopnik readers is on the low side...but you’re on a military blog right now. Learning to read helps :)

The fuck, quick charge has nothing to do with usb-c. There is a ton of USB-C quick charge capable cables and battery packs.

Remote streaming isn’t, and will likely never be viable. I can’t play games with a 100+ millisecond input lag. It hurts so much that I just stop playing. Remote play can go die in a fire.

simplest solution....two usb c ports...side and bottom.