A really well conceptualized vision...of a terrible idea.

AT&T's dismal service has had me looking for a viable escape route for months now.

Looks like he just death-rolled a bag of Cheetos

Paranoid Schizophrenics everywhere are now frantically searching in vain for hidden USB ports on cheap .99¢ bathroom hooks.

The Proper Way To Enjoy Tron Legacy:

We can only hope, in these dark times, that this woman serves as an inspiration for lingerie loving ladies everywhere to follow her brave example.

"iTunes" is Music, TV, Movies, Podcasts...it seems silly to keep calling it iTunes. At SOME point this will have to change.

How crazy is it that I'd rather see Pee Wee's Playhouse on Broadway than Spiderman?

I Photoshopped this months ago, but I just keep finding uses for it!

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: My brain went through the same process...first I was like Zak Efron!? Noooo...wait a minute.

The big story behind all of this is the buildup to The AVENGERS movie.

So the Gandalf thing was just to fuck with us.

Droooool

@Fanboy185: So I guess that would make them the Red Coats.

@The5thElephant: Thanks! Great feedback, Consider Phlebas sounds like the best to hook me so far.

@Mister_Roboto: Music to a Sci-Fi loving Red Sox Fan's ears!

I bet he snorts coke off of it in the bathroom.

@JimmyBanks6: Huh? Gizmodo posts negative articles about Apple all the time.

Vampires... Zombies... Batman... Superman... Werewolves... Vampires... Ironic Star Wars Inspired Products... Superman... Batman... Zombies...

@JimboLodisC: Ashhhhh to Ashhhh