It seems like it could make for an even more interesting narrative, really. Like, this was a thing and it was horrible and this is how we have changed.

I’m glad someone can respond to these things with glee, because it just makes me scared and angry. These are people that have gotten elected! What if they get elected again? I don’t like spending a whole election cycle listening to them be horrible and stupid and thinking about the risk of them having more power.

I’m fine with weddings and am all about parties, but when they become vaguely compulsory and associated with the big party- the wedding - it gets way less fun. I recently had to attend an out of state wedding for my brother in law and went to the “pre-wedding party,” which was a get together of everyone in both…

Where do you get your caftans? I desperately want one now and have been asking the internet and have not been satisfied.

I would be the most disgusting and sweaty person ever. My response to my “fuck you I wear what I want” feelings is to just wear super short dresses and ignore anyone who thinks my generous thighs are inappropriate.

Yes to middle aged art teacher aesthetic. I caught myself putting on wide legged linen pants and a sort of drapey kimono shirt thing over a tank last week and was like ... is this flattering? Or just comfortable? Who cares.

Same. I just moved to Austin and have been wearing as little as possible since I got here.

Wedding gift entitlement is very odd to me. When I started getting things in from my registry I was THRILLED and kind of amazed and embarrassed that people I knew would be sending me gifts like that. I was like - this is amazing and magical! I’m getting presents just for getting married!! The only amount of judgement…

If she is a well-paid, important employee in any sort of PR or marketing role, or high up enough in the actual business (I do not know what her actual role is) I think her outfit and heels makes perfect sense. Heels are VERY standard for business/business casual outfits for women, especially at the higher end of the…

I registered for some replacement things because a large number of my appliances and cookware were from garage sales or my mother-in-law’s kitchen. My sister-in-law recently registered for two different bathroom scales though (one is a travel version!) and that seems unreasonable.

Yeah, I was thinking pre-made for slightly more affordability! (Ugh, there would probably have to be carnations. I hate carnations.) But ... both?? Quick and cheaper or custom! Also I don’t know who you are or where you are but I think we just came up with a great business idea and should implement it.

Clearly, different cats like different things, but I bought our destructo-kitty this sisal-wrapped cone thing from Target, superglued a weight inside so he stopped tipping it over, and put it next to the side of the couch he was attacking. It has solved all of our problems.

I think it would be great to see someone selling real flower crowns at these events too - not all of us can be crafty (although I am pretty capable and now want to make them) but it seems like a good opportunity for a local florist or gardener or something. If I had those skills I would open a stand down the road from…

Yeah, so I don’t have anything exciting enough in my life to wear one, but I think they’re pretty! They’ve developed this weird association with hipsters at music festivals, but I keep going back to - they look pretty! No one is taking themselves too seriously, and they have flowers on their head. That’s cool. I’m…

I used to have an evil coworker who was embarrassing to dine with, and we traveled together a lot. I once dramatically over-tipped and apologized to the server on the way out. It was always horrible.

Maybe he could say “taste” a couple more times to explain himself.

Yeah I am generally fine with spunk being where spunk goes, it’s just day-old spunk suddenly and unexpectedly making a reappearance in underwear that I like and cannot immediately change.

It’s a hard thing to really decide or judge about, since on the one hand it does seem to be something from porn but on the other it does something for him and you’re okay with it. My husband loves it when I deep throat him so hard that I choke on his dick, which is ... sort of creepy but also intensely arousing to…

Oh yeah, like I said, it is literally the same product, just with different colored backpacks.

It happens with everything so they can produce two models of the same thing and charge more for the one that is pink or special or has “less demand.” I recently ordered a Camelbak they they also have a women’s version - which as far as I can tell is exactly the same as the black one I got, just available in pink and…