GOD I was going to say the same thing but didn’t want to be insensitive. Thank you.

If I see one more ad for this stupid looking movie I’m haunting people via Skype out of principle. (Am I completely wrong about how bad it looks? I could be wrong. I don’t like horror.)

I went through a period of counting and weighing and mostly it made me crazy. I did mention to someone that I had gotten a food scale as a gift, because I am a baker and will use it to make decadent desserts, and she was like “oh for calories? Excellent!” NOPE

I also like almonds but almost always hate “almondy” things. Like cookies with too much almond extract - ugh. (Tiny amounts in conjunction with vanilla extract can work very well). I have avoided almond milk because of that, but maybe I should reconsider.

Ugh, yes. I try really hard to be correct, because the last time I lost a good amount of weight was due to tracking calories, but I am frequently underestimating things like the size of a cup or a tablespoon or just how many of something I ate.

This feels weirdly like something that happened in 50 Shades of Grey.

I think a better question here is does Jean only own one pair of underwear? Why on earth can’t her undies be washed with the rest of her clothes?

I have totally eaten while on the toilet. Not like, whole meals, but if I was snacking on something and chewing it and I needed to pee, well. I’ve also had those mornings where I am running so late that everything happens with a bagel in one hand while I fling myself around the house, and I am sure I have peed while…

I sort of assumed someone (probably the father) found here there and was like, oh dude, babies, seriously. And then took a pic of the situation because it was funny - her face is like “yup, this is happening to me.”

I would happily fuck Rand Paul first. Which is saying something.

Thank you for finding gifs that represent what I am currently doing with my face at the thought of any sort of sexual - OR PHYSICAL - contact with Shia LaBeouf.

It HAS to be, right? That braid is fairly substantial for a rat tail!

I appear to be one of the few people around who LOVES the colors shoes are coming in now. I used to only be able to get white, due to specific size needs, and now I can have every garish rainbow option available. They’re cheerful! I only wear them running or to the gym, so who cares if it matches anything?

Kinja is up to weird stuff again, because this comment is displaying as something I have said. Not me!

I know those shoes and am mad that Nike does not make them in my size. The more aggressive the colors the happier my running shoes make me.

I revel in the aggressive clashing of running shoes! I’m semi likely to end up running in pink compression shorts and a neon yellow tank anyway, who cares if my shoes clash?

THIS. I have the opposite problem (I wear an 11.5 narrow or extra-narrow in running shoes). I have had luck with Asics, and only Asics.

I honestly sort of love the Lisa Frank-esque shoes. I have weirdly massive but narrow feet, so running shoes are challenging (all shoes are, but I can’t just deal with a normal 10 and have sore feet like I do in other shoes). Until the last maybe two years my options were only boring, boring with pastel blue stripe,…

My husband’s name is on some buildings at a local university, but he didn’t go there - having a rich uncle seems great until he is a jerk to the family. His kids did go there though!

Admittedly, my labia are not thrilled with my current cycling training schedule.