May I suggest Michael Fassbender or Tom Hiddleston? Our taste in crushes seem to be similar, so I thought I'd steer you to some of my recent additions.

Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Sadly, whenever someone has a huge crush on me, they bizzarely always follow these steps:

I'm Hearting you for that, because Dean Winchester is perhaps my favorite TV character of all time and now I have a reel of all of his most tortured, angsty moments running through my head. Thank you :)

I'll admit, the scowl does have its place. However, I'm attracted to a more jovial nature (see Tom Hiddleston: [24.media.tumblr.com]

Thank you for sharing your pain and making me giggle

Lucky! I unwittingly witnessed the belly slitting/fluid draining portion of the event. Not pretty.

I'm gonna go sit around the house in my underwear and eat a stick of butter that's been wrapped in a waffle made from caramels and liquid smoke

You're right. I realized after I posted that I was supposed to be coming up with a fake reason. My bad :)

you win, LazyHippo. You win.

Because, way back in the year of our lord 1995, Colin Firth dove into a pond wearing a billowy white shirt and tight pants for our amusement and thanks to the invention of the DVD, women have been able to watch it over and over and over again ever since.

It's Abe Vigoda

Does anyone know how I can find out where Meredith got her Green dress? I think I need it.

Yes to your entire rant.

Fantastic! I will definately keep that in mind :)

Also, if any of your nice Irishman friends ever plan a trip to Chicago, I'll gladly show them around :)

I seriously love you and think we should be friends - hence, the heart. I'm with you on the lanky asian guy thing (Hello Mike Chang from Glee!), although not all Lanky Asian Men do it for me.

"all but 2 of my male sex partners were Irish."

He fooled all of us. I helped out with his campaign at the Iowa Caucuses in '08. I feel like he truly betrayed us all.

I betcha you would have done the same!