That means the underwear doesn't fit you right. Find the right style and size, and they shouldn't move.

Because Canada is fucking cold. And the bathroom is far away.

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

"Those upgrades include satellite phones, a custom bed, and sophisticated medical equipment. That last one has me stumped."

Suing might be overboard but this shouldn't exactly be swept under the rug either. Tired of all these broken promises, I want accountability, damnit. I also would like a 1080p TV so I would have even more reasons to complain!

I really couldn't give a shit about the lack of pools, but the lack of an entire age group that used to be in the Sims games is weird. I mean it's such an odd feature to cut out, even if they were just planning on putting it in a latter expansion.

60$ is actually really cheap for this kind of game.

i like the sims because unlike all the animals that are too afraid to play with me after what I did to their friends, my sims can't hide from me, they must play with me

My dad is the man.

So, Kalypso is going to add an option to 'Ban Tropico 5' in the next update, right?

How to draw generic characters 101.

It'll either be super expensive, or we'll have free Internet by then.

Grown men associating with things for little girls raises suspicion. Rightfully so imo

I wonder when they'll run Doom on a mouse.

I wonder when they'll run Doom on a mouse.

Great, my GPU is already more powerful than my CPU, now my mouse too?

Great, my GPU is already more powerful than my CPU, now my mouse too?

"Lower risk of death"? What the heck does that mean for something that's 100% inevitable? ;-p

Well, he did eventually move to Florida. He was just born in the wrong state. Kind of like how a lot of great actors are born outside of Hollywood and move there to achieve their full potential.

particular model of the dildo, glad you final found what you where looking for