Never forget

Punter tackles: the new fat guy touchdown?

Glad to see this rather than someone Janikowskiing to the sideline.

Wow. He Boshed the shit outta that guy. 

I’m still lobbying for Chad Kelly

It’s not amazing. It’s the norm for the past 25 years in DC.

Really tough week. Lots of extreme ass teams in the forms of the Vikings, Broncos and surprise contender of the week, the Rams.

It really isn’t that amazing when your owner is Snyder. 

This “accident” and that “firing” are suspiciously timed. What’s really going on? We need to get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

Get well soon dude. We need your Funbag, Jamboroo, WYTS, and the A+ twittering to get us through these dark times.

serious: holy shit, Drew, I hope everything’s gonna be ok. We’ll be here waiting for dick and fart jokes as soon as you’re back.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

That’s enough!  Get back to work.

This comment is not getting enough attention. 

As a litigator, I can say with some confidence that no, it wouldn’t. It would be evidence against it and it would potentially cap his damages, but there’s still the matter of him having been exiled from the league for the better part of two years so far. It would hurt his lawsuit, but it wouldn’t kill it. 

He texted me about this. But I deleted the texts.

Everyone who has ever played on defense has Nathan Peterman’s number.

You leave Buffalo out of this.