Once you tilt the monitor so his eyes are straight, he’s easy to recognize.

You could literally put any two single syllable names together and tell me they are a backup QB in the NFL and I would believe you.   

One of the residents hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube.

Compared to other ass teams like Arizona, at least the Bills are building for the future. I mean look at their backfield of McCoy (age 30), DiMarco (age 29), Ivory (age 30), and Jones (age 30).... those guys will be in their primes in 2-4 years!

How the fuck did this team beat the Vikings? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN. I have to understand it, and yet I can't. But I can't move past it! This is driving me crazy.

The Bills would look to their bench, but a fan is currently being put through it with a piledriver.

If you count YAC on his interceptions, he absolutely does.

He threw for 175 yards with three interceptions and lost a fumble

I'm surprised you didn't pick a summary of the most disturbing scene in Antichrist. Anyone who has seen it knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Ahh, the much under-appreciated Butler Begins.

If he could manage to trade David Carr, then Gruden is a genius.

Next trade - David Carr to the Jaguars for a $250 gift card to PF Changs.

I Bortled.

This is the exact situation where Kap makes the most sense. He’s better than any QB on the roster and he gives the fans something to believe in. Also, any fan who does the whole “stand for the flag” rhetoric probably puts that away because if you get Kap, you have a legit chance at a Superbowl and even idiot fans…

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

Found Pete Carroll’s burner account!

True, but it helps that Basil Fawlty is also straight-up hilarious (unlike anyone on this show)

6 of those dinosaurs are planning to run in the 2020 Iowa Democratic Party Caucus.

There’s not going to be a next piece. Dunham and Konner split up.