Todd “The Hangover”/”Old School” Phillips is directing that movie? PASS.

People who would burn/destroy Nikes to protest a protest are such a joke in themselves... what’s the point of this kind of “parody”? Is the whole idea to draw over-reactions from “the resistance” crowd, knock people off their high horses a bit? (Which is fine; everyone deserves to be brought down a peg. The…

I will squat for it if desperate.

Oh wow—I skimmed over the subhead thinking it was “Great Moments in Poop History,” and was very confused by that story. I re-read it a few times to see if I somehow missed the crap. “Did Grandpa shit while he was dealing cards?” 

Anybody else noticing that Trump is occasionally hitting ratio issues? I swear he never did (during his presidency) till the last month.

Eh, I’d argue The DC fan base isn’t that fairweather, or didn’t use to be when it came to football. (Hockey was frustrating for a long time because of the early playoff exits. The Wizards never seem to be able to get it together, no matter the talent. And baseball... aren’t those the Expos?)

Sheesh, what’s with these bitchy Deadspin editors complaining about extra line breaks? 1. You can fix that with “find and replace” in Word. 2. Deleting extra line breaks ensures lazy copy editors read more of your piece rather than skimming through and missing typos.

“McVay looks like that guy that goes into bars and asks what IPAs they have on tap.”

Whoa there “food person” — NC pulled pork and KC ribs come well before that pathetic meat offering called Texas brisket.

Eh, the drag is all the vowel states in the middle—Indiana, Illinois, Ohio, Iowa? Who can keep track?

Suck our Manitoba.

San Dimas High school football surfs!

Seriously—Johnny Fuckin’ Utah wasn’t goth. He caught tubes!

Ya know, after reading all the horrible crowd experiences in the Why Your Team Sucks series, this is quite heartwarming.

“He totally mailed that in!”

Wow, Mahonnes might be the real deal! Good thing Andy Reid will still botch half the games with his clock management!

Sigh; the Eagles and their fans seem downright appealing these days.

Not unless my mom makes it on Taco Tuesday. Then it is amazing.

Clam pizza is pretty amazing.

Trub Mitchisky?