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Weddings are for your friends/family, not for the bride/groom. No one's stopping you from going to the courthouse and getting hitched in 20 minutes.

I don't care whose fault it is, but American wedoings have gotten obscene. I don't know where this ridiculous belief came from, that a marriage isn't properly solemnized unless the couple spend several days pretending to be French royalty and the guests their court. Quite frankly, I find it in bad taste.

women can talk like sexy babies and remain appealing, but men cannot.

Yeah, this is exactly my issue - you can be femme, but only if you're an alternative femme.

I hear ya, girl. I think people start to feel like it's a punishment because the wedding industrial complex has turned lots of brides and grooms (both) into entitled douchelords. A couple getting married doesn't mean people wait on them hand and foot, it means people who love them come to celebrate in a happy…

While it is not the same, as a feminist I find the act of circumcision hugely problematic given that it denies bodily consent and is unnecessary.

The way the mother said Jesus was with a particular inner city Dublin Irish flourish. I would bet hard money she's of Irish extraction.

Well, eating meat requires a lot more factory farming than eating vegetarian, because you need to produce about 10x as much grain to feed a person from meat than the grain directly. Not a vegetarian, but there's no denying it makes economic and ethical sense.

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

Dude, this wasn't just a one-time thing. This happens ALL THE TIME. Everywhere. This existed before there was such a thing as dating apps, or the internet. Men always, always, always assume that if you say lesbian, that really you're just waiting around for the right guy. That their magical dick will convert you. That…

Lesbian women are constantly being told that their sexualities aren't legitimate or valid because they don't include men. So there's that, beyond the already horrible sexual harassment.

"Maybe he didn't notice or hoped she meant bi?" I'm sorry, but why is it acceptable for him to go against her STATED wishes simply because he "hopes" that he's that one specialest snowflake who can get his dick in her.

Seriously? If it says lesbian it doesn't mean "maybe bi." It's so disrespectful to assume she checked the wrong box, doesn't know where she's at...thinks if he likes her enough she'll be straight. That's just extremely insulting.

I'd say it's just a special, not worse but special kind of terrible, to be told that your sexual preferences aren't respected. I know straight women's sexual preferences to not talk to these guys are also preferences but it's a different shade of disrespect. To be told that you couldn't POSSIBLY not want the peen both…

No. Colbert was making a satirical joke, making fun of the ridiculous Redskins charity that's condescending and insulting. Tosh told a woman heckler in his audience that it would be funny if she got raped.