Does anyone else think that Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel kiss looks exactly like one of those stage kisses where you put your hand over the other person's mouth so you're not actually kissing? Also, Jessica, sweetie, we need to have a talk about that hair.

That's definitely Joan Crawford (well, Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest), but Lucielle Bluth would rock pretty hard too.

Most of these gifts are totally WTF, but my mom would love the Joan Crawford card.

Preach, aberrema. The rest of you are all nuts! Giving up oral?? No fucking way. No food is that good.

I want to give you a hug!

Pretending to be injured is one of the ways Ted Bundy got his victims into a vulnerable position so that he could attack them. My dad was always insistant that my sister and I never helped an injured man for this very reason— obviously not someone we just saw fall off a bike or something, but someone with a broken arm…

I may very well be wrong about it then. Like I said, I don't think other minority groups are fucked over any less than gays by progressives (and everybody else), that their rights are any less ignored, or that they are any less demonized, so I'm sorry if it came off like that.

I'm not trying to do oppression Olympics at all, so I'm sorry if it came off like that. I don't in any way think gay people have it harder than those on welfare, immigrants, women, or any other group (especially since none of those things are mutually exclusive and someone can be all those things at once), but I do…

It's a legitimate pragmatic concerne steeped in homophobia, even from gay people. Gay people are told by society constantly to quiet down, not be too gay, not shove gayness down anyone's throat, and I think a lot of that is internalized. I'm not saying that other groups haven't been told the same thing in the past…

Hey straight people,

I'm a curly redhead too and it's the same for me. I rarely go more than a day without at least one person commenting on how much they love my hair. Same thing...men, women, young, old. Everyone loves curly hair.

Yes, yes, yes. I've been called all those words when I've just been walking down the street minding my own damn business. For these guys acting all hurt about being called a creep, I'm sorry, get over it. When you've been called a bitch by random guys on the street enough times, as most women have, because you don't…

Thank you kindly!

My mom was a working mom who stayed at home for year when my siblings and I were young. She said being at home was certainly hard work, but compared to working a wage job AND parenting, it was, by far, the easiest year of her life. That might not be everyone's experience, but she did all that parenting work and had a…

I don't know about me, but I'm know my cats will never die, so don't try to tell me otherwise.

Obviously my relationship is private, but I would imagine pictures on these websites are mostly people who were in long-term relationships that they also assumed were private. They are called "ex-girlfriend" sites for a reason, because they are supposed to be filled with photos from jilted ex-boyfriends, not…

I am in monogamous relationship that was long distance for a year and sending some sexy pictures back and forth really helped us get through being apart for so long.

Orgasms make my cramps ten times worse. It's really annoying.

Exactly. I'm both anti-abortion and pro-choice, because I'm anti-abortion for me and me only (thankfully as a lesbian, not much chance of accidental pregnancy!). I'm completely pro-choice for everyone else. Every woman has a right to make that decision for herself and do what she feels most comfortable with if she is…

I'm a feminist who is against abortion, but the big difference between myself and anti-choice "feminists" is that I'm only against abortion FOR MYSELF. I'm totally pro-choice for everyone else. Now, I'm a lesbian, so the chances of me having an unwanted pregnancy are nil unless, God-forbid, I was raped, but even if I…