Because I was sick and tired of all the anti-democratic fuckery going on in the US, I decided to volunteer as an election officer for the last federal election in Canada. It was illuminating. As a non-partisan, independent body, the principles that Elections Canada emphasize is accessibility (everyone who is eligible…

Here. Have a Snickers.

I know Nickelback and their music get their fair share of grief — I know I’ve given them some — but I’ve come to realize that it’s really wasted energy. They’re doing what they want to do, not hurting anyone. So their music isn’t for me. Eh, very little music is anyway.

I like Nickelback.. There. I said it. Go ahead and hate me

Well, we know which place you’re at.

Let’s hope it doesn’t. I would love to have to explain to my grandkids what a ‘Border Patrol’ was and why some bedwetting authoritarians thought we needed one.

It’s gotten so bad that I had to hire a dogshusher to go over and shush the dogs. Then I had to hire a dogshushershusher to shush the dogshusher!

I can’t help but be reminded of how in the enlightened sixties “Hogan’s Heroes” was an Emmy Winning, top ten Nielsen hit featuring two adorable Nazis.

A cool but hidden feature of the set is that if you put the Ross minifigure next to the Rachel minifigure, it will scream, “WE WERE ON A BRICK!”

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

so excited for this. i’ve loved all its incarnations (you heard me: *loved*), and while we’re at it, can we show some appreciation for the opening song from the movie? it’s perfect. i hope they use it for the show.

The British TV version of Hitchhiker’s from the late ’70s suffered from some pretty obvious budget issues...

If anyone deserves its own spin off, it’s Steve and Robin.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's an Egon.

Alternately, Paul Rudd in everything.

Why not make both?

We go now live to Lucy Lawless for her reaction:

Sheen and Tennant were great and I want to see more things with them together. Some sort of British Odd Couple would be amazing.

Sometimes I think the reason these Jesus freak types seem so inherently lost and bewildered about everything all the time is because for thousands of years, Jesus has been trying to ditch them like Deacon did to Napoleon at the mall.