If humanity and our societies are still around 100 years from now, I hope the history books label this era of political and environmental horrors “The Great Fuck Up.”

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

I honestly think he would’ve been perfectly happy being a carpenter. lol

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

Seems like an appropriate forum to ask the AV Club community at large if we could maybe start getting Superstore reviews next season, especially after the great season it capped directly before Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night

I wouldn’t be surprised if SWAT team were to shoot and kill Kurt. He hears the creak of a floor, thinks it’s an intruder, grabs one of his guns as he goes to investigate the noise. All SWAT sees is a guy coming around a corner with a gun, and bam, Kurt’s dead.

“His investments are all tied up...”

“He's invested in bonds"

Bondage Billionaire is a great title.

“You should have gone for the head” just took on a horrific new context.

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Yeah, I thought the scene was a little on-the-nose as it unfolded, but then I quickly realized that it wasn’t for me in the first place. There was a tween girl a few seats down from me who yelped and excitedly clapped, and that’s awesome. I don’t give a shit about whether or not it was “earned.”

I like her

The phrase Asguardians of the Galaxy has me more excited for GotG 3 than hearing James Gunn was returning.

Hitchhiked

My theory for WandaVision is that it will be mostly a prequel series, showing their stolen moments together between the events of Civil War and Infinity War and making everyone believe that Vision is well and truly dead. But then at the end of the final episode it will fast forward to immediately after Endgame, Wanda…

I agree that Jaime’s redemption is one of the main stories of the series. I’ve been saying this for a few years now- I think Jaime is going to die killing the Night King. It will be the ultimate redemption, and it will turn his “Kingslayer” title from a shameful epithet to a legendary title. I just think the name…

i’m partial to “It’s a circle but not a normal circle, more like a freaky circle”

Forgot “I am Iron Man”, “I can do this all day”, “We have a Hulk” or “We are Groot”.

“Piss off Ghost”