The first picture is released, the internet responds: “He’s not blue!”

Yep. Nonsensical.

He’s not jacked he is cut, jacked means big (Cavill for example) and cut means small but good lean body mass.

“Buyer’s remorse” AKA title of your sex tape.

Two Righteous Individuals Performing Law Enforcement Directives Rapidly Against Gordon Our Nemesis.
TRIPLE DRAGON!

I like to think that the cold open was a callback to the Futura episode where Fry drinks 300 cups of coffee. If this isn’t so, don’t tell me, I prefer the fantasy.

Hey, I'm actually looking forward to it!

To be fair, they’ve mentioned Amy’s brothers (collectively) in several episodes. Off the top of my head: the pilot, the episode where Amy was jealous that Rosa was offered a job, and the episode with Jake’s half-sister.

what colonial british did to the aboriginal people in australia generally is awful. what colonial british did to aboriginals and anyone else from the colonies who they wanted to get rid of ...

* If you think it did tarnish their repuation, turn to page 17

I don't think he'll change many peoples minds, but he's doing what he can to bring attention to something he feels strongly about. It's something everyone should do. 

I edited this comment because it was kind of judgmental and rude. Sorry about that.

In any case, I turn off my son’s video games all the time. If I need to go to the store and I want him to come with me I walk right into the living room and say, “Time to go to the store,” and turn the video game off.

I firmly believe…

My 11-year-old son would never smack me, but he would LOSE HIS FUCKING SHIT if I ever did this, and there would be tears, and gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments, and future exegeses on a psychiatrist’s couch.

Turns out, it was man.

Motherforking toit. 

On the plus side, a gigantic reassurance to people like me who checked out seasons ago!

I enjoyed both of those films, sir or ma’am. Your beef is with me and the rest of my uncouth ilk. I apologize on our collective behalf and beg your forgiveness.

Especially for Australia where everything’s more expensive in general.

In the immortal words* of Jack Black, from the song “Wonderboy”: “Flig a goo goo, flig a goo goo”.

It’d faded from common use by the 80s, but it was definitely common slang at one point.