Yeah...I know teenagers are impressionable and all that, but it’s hard to imagine someone reading about these creeps beheading children and thinking “Sign me up for that!” It’s sad, but my sympathy for anyone running off to join them is pretty limited.

Whatever happened to doing drugs and fucking boys?

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

No one is interested in facts, smarty pants. Take that shit back to your fancy pants university!

I gues’s so. ;)

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

then you’ve clearly gone Q.U.A.C.K.E.R.S.

what if you are a d.u.c.k. but also h.a.p.p.y.

So, I’m stuck in the grays and no one will ever see this, but: I have some real problems with this article. The tone is oddly sensationalizing and it focuses on a lot of random and unimportant deatils in a way that seems pearl-clutching and even, at times, strangely un-feminist for Jezebel.

I don’t know how to insert a picture of one tweet but...seriously??

She refers to it as a “wine coven.”

I believe this is the first time I’ve ever seen the phrase “a wave of toddler purges.”

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

Then Carson would have said: “Yes, this is true as I know Jesus very well” then showed him this pic

It would have been great if Stephanopoulos had responded by saying “Jesus.”

It’s from poverbs.

I believe that's referred to as the Missouri Compromise.

Devil’s Advocate: