if you truly believe this you are a sad, sad person.

Even people in committed relationships feel lonely if they haven’t/don’t know how to meaningfully connect with their significant others. I always thought a huge chunk of Pete Campbell’s misery on Mad Men was because his relationships were all empty and/or based only on how much satisfaction he could wring from it.…

Does anyone realize that most of Tucker Max’s stories weren’t actually his? He would take stories from his friends and ones he heard and just set them up as his own. A buddy of mine ran in the same circles as Max through a mutual friend. Always said he was a complete butt plug of a person but not nearly as outlandish…

Be kind.

These guys are still garbage people. I don’t care if they’ve “changed” or “settled down” or whatever, but even if they have, the price of having been such scum-sucking soul vampires is that a lot of people are never going to trust them. They should deal with that, and accept it.

“My bad behavior is some woman’s fault.”

Oh, fuck both of these sociopaths. They never should’ve found women to procreate with. They were losers then, they’re losers with a new schtick now. They’ll lose this one too if it stops paying.

I read The Game a few years ago. One of my Dude Roommates had it, and was like “read this shit, it will definitely piss you off and also I know you and your sister are obsessed with the VH1 show The Pickup Artist.”

what women want in a guy :

Hell, I’m a crank for much less that $234,000 a year.

I could swear to you that I read something about Derek Zoolander being loooooooosely based on Tom Cruise. The doofusness, the recruitment, etc. I can’t find it and the google is giving me no love (aside from a review that calls it “Ben Stiller’s Tom Cruise impression). But I could swear I read that somewhere.

off topic but i just learned that the scene where ZL asks David Duchovny, “but why male models?” and DD has a long exposition, after which, Ben Stiller forgot his line, so he just said, “but why male models?” again, which is amazing, but DD’s improvised reaction was so deprecating and spot on it made it in the movie.

Watch out, prime minister of malaysia

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

I hear you. I was working for a tech giant years ago around the time they had a massive layoff. There was no warning until one Tuesday when they put up a tent outside one of the facilities. No explanation, just a tent. The next day everyone was called in for a “special announcement.” I was in management so I was…

Short answer: No.

I agree with you but I don’t understand why whenever someone refers to “sex sells” it’s always followed with a sadly or an unfortunately... We in America are so tightly wound around the concepts of sexuality and nudity that it gets funny after some time. Men enjoy seeing women nude or nearly nude, that doesn’t make…

I, uh, I’m not trying to rock the boat here, but I’m pretty sure the “lurid” pictures of sexy women was pretty much the reason this magazine was able to sell copies in the first place. Again, not to be a big bomb dropper or anything, but there are some men who enjoy looking at half naked women. Yes, I know this might…

Apparently the kid’s mom asked, “Why is that man hurting that lady?” BEST FUCKING THING ABOUT THIS STORY! Hahahaha.