"He looks like he could eat Dwight Howard."

I'm curious to see how fellow Jezzie's feel about Huma's presence AND speaking at the press conference. Most of the time when wives appear at these my-husband-is-a-rightfully-shamed-idiot-who-still-thinks-he-has-a-viable-political-career press conferences, they Tammy Wynette that shit, and not much else. When I saw…

It makes sense. His shoes were pink and green.

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That's weird. I was under the impression all this time that Nader was a consumer advocate.

I always rush to read the Funbag and am always disappointed when it ends. I LOVE THIS STUFF, Magary. You make my sometimes miserable job much brighter.

And I guess the rest of us are done here for the day.

But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!

I haven't seen an overweight Cessna ruin a vagina like that since Aaliyah.

That's a cute little Cessna, but after the delivery, mom is probably wishing she'd bought a hanger for her a few months ago.

Given the college reunion season, this is also excellent advice for Providence residents worried about encountering Chris Berman.

He should just be thankful it wasn't ping-pong.

Contrary to many of the snarky "Texas" posts that are thrown about so carelessly here, this lady embodies everything that it is to be a Texan. She makes me proud to be a Texan. Godspeed and best wishes. She will definitely be in my thoughts.

"Hey, daddy, look, I can touch my toes!"

Is this a good place to try out my new gif??

What bachelor behavior/dietary item/hygein flaw do you look back on with the most disgust? I'm in the middle of my bachelorhood and can fully see the disgusting nature of some of my ways i.e. dishes in the sink for more than a week, socks being separated into clean/sorta clean/dirty piles that eventually run together,…

I want to thank the other commenters mentioning the disservice of linking to his site. Tucker Max is a has-been, and I think that may be softening our response to this post. Non-consensually videotaping a woman during sex is sexual assault, and he's not in jail because he targeted victims less likely to speak out. His…

Katie, does Tucker's PR firm pay you by the post or on some sort of retainer? Seriously after everything he's written/worked on since IHTSBIH has tanked, feminist websites continue to make his existence a thing.

A narrative is required for a movie but not a play. Oh, boy.

Drew, I'm a slave to structure and schedule. My Tuesday lunch is a pit of despair without Funbag, please refrain from future delays.