I really hope he started berating the fellas who did this with a "WHAT'S ALL THIS, THEN?"

+1 dead bro

OK, I find this guy deplorable for both being a John and shooting a woman for something like this.

I get where you're going with this, but I think Routh really fell short of aping Reeve playing both Superman and Kent. Reeve played the two as entirely separate characters, from Superman's cool to Kent's shuffling, stumbling, bumbling demeanor. Even as Kent, Routh let off a movie star cool that didn't separate nearly…

Moral of the story?

Rom Coms would probably do better if they weren't so formulaic/fucking awful. My GF and I switch off on movie nights and I feel terrible for her because I know she'd like more female-centric movies, but anytime she picks out a relatively recent romcom we both end up hating it and turning it off less than halfway…

To answer the question, I thought they did effectively hide his thunder.

Mixing cereals is a high fantasy I've had since I started smoking. I'm a bachelor so I only ever have one kind of cereal in the house, but that sounds fucking magical. What city is this in?

Going vegetarian and smoking weed is the best, until you start just dumping Italian dressing into your bagged salad, finishing it, and realizing what the fuck you just did, like some suddenly self-aware rabbit with a severe eating disorder. The thought of the impending 15-round championship battle you're gonna have…

What bachelor behavior/dietary item/hygein flaw do you look back on with the most disgust? I'm in the middle of my bachelorhood and can fully see the disgusting nature of some of my ways i.e. dishes in the sink for more than a week, socks being separated into clean/sorta clean/dirty piles that eventually run together,…

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Drew's Mom should get off Kinja.

Worse next-day feeling: Tiger after Elin whooped that ass, or your worst hangover ever? The stakes are obviously much higher in the Tiger situation given his celebrity, but I've had some hangovers that trump any physical injury I've ever suffered.

Great job at being a decent human being after being an awful human being and a pretty famous person, Reese!

Katie, does Tucker's PR firm pay you by the post or on some sort of retainer? Seriously after everything he's written/worked on since IHTSBIH has tanked, feminist websites continue to make his existence a thing.

What an appropriate picture to compliment that headline. She looks wildly imbalanced.

Spartans should be listed under Professions. I think '300' made that whole fucking point pretty well.

Do Rag, Red Flag NOT THE SAME THING. A do-rag says "I'd like to protect my head" or maybe "I like this color" or possibly "I wear this to identify with other members of my gang in 1993."

Drew, I'm a slave to structure and schedule. My Tuesday lunch is a pit of despair without Funbag, please refrain from future delays.

For those of us who remember Mr. Hooper well enough this video will never not make it rain inside. On my face.