Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

I think the thing here is that Pelini actively sought out this rapist to get him on the team. At the start I was ok with it, if the guy tries to walk on, sure, but Pelini was like “oh hey, the Steubenville rapist is at this college? THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY WE NEED ON THIS HERE FOOTBAW TEAM”

Always that one douche that has to bring trump and politics into it. Umpire blows for doing that to him. But for everyone’s sake you should be ejected from life

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

“At the end of the day it came down to health and being able to still get up and play with the kiddos or take the dog on the run or go do hobbies,”

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

So Ghitelman was just being like every other American

Murphy even wanted to stay, yet the Mets’ idiot fans boo him for leaving, which makes even more sense (not to mention has been giving Murphy plenty of motivation).

Watched it live, horrendous call. Could not believe it. Ump also hesitated and almost didn’t call a strike, but with the help of Yadi Molina, he did.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

Great story.

I totally know what they are, but for those that dont, and what losers those people are, what are these rings you speak of and what are their purpose?

You never heard of one of the top players at his position over the last decade? A top player for a team with multiple payoff appearances in that timeframe? I guess baseball really does have issues marketing itself.

Gotta love #2 coming in with a sucker punch. On a referee.

You’re wrong.

Absolutely the correct call, he swung at a pitch and missed it. Otherwise anytime someone struck out swinging they could just say “oh no I wasn’t attempting to hit that ball, I was just playing around.”

This is the second time in as many Deadspins articles 1Oak has been referred to as a “popular bar.”