Hot take alert: buttfumble is the most overrated gaffe of all time. It really wasn’t THAT funny. The low-standard people who thought that the buttfumble was uproariously funny are probably the same people who never missed an episode of Two and a Half Men.

+1 tear rolling down a cheek.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

Was at Game 2, 5 rows behind where Konerko’s grand slam landed. The fireworks were going off right behind us, yet you couldn’t hear a thing. People tend to forget how absolutely dominant the White Sox pitching staff was in the playoffs that year, probably because no one watched it.

Learn how to bleed like a pro. Now lemme see those pictures of yer daughter at cheer leading camp.

“Pussy.” - Ronnie Lott

Not exactly. You don’t have to leave the base immediately when you are forced.

Check this play out. The runner on second base did exactly the right thing at the beginning of the play by not moving — and he was ruled safe. (Only later during the play did he run, when the other runner — who was already out — kept…

A player cannot purposely knock down a line drive. That is considered an intentionally dropped ball, by rule. The batter is out, all runenrs return to their bases, and the ball is dead. (This is not the same as the infield-fly rule, where the ball is still live.)

BTW, you’re over-thinking Baez’ play. A soft, dying…

“Runner on first” is not the infield fly rule.

Why? So infielders can drop easy pop flies and create double and triple plays that they don’t deserve?

[fistbump]

I don’t know if I could call this against the spirit of the Infield Fly Rule, since the rule specifically excludes line drives, which are inherently harder to field. This discrepancy in risk when fielding a fly ball verses a line drive is why the rule distinguishes between the two and only concerns itself with the fly…

Obviously the author just made a mistake when he said Danny Espinosa. You can tell because it says he drew a walk.

Rzepczynski of course went on to walk Danny Espinosa on four pitches, officially starting the Nationals’ death spiral.

Bring your daughters friends to work day.

I think its almost impossible NOT to notice the traits of physical attractiveness when they begin to appear in early adolescence but for the love of sweet Jesus you dont talk about it.

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

"They had some avant-garde ideas on how to make poker more watchable. Though five- and seven-card stud were more popular in basement poker games, no-limit Texas Hold 'Em was the game chosen for the big telecasts. It allowed the producers to plant mini-cameras in the table that would show the viewing audience each…

Norman Chad is awesome. Fuck the haters.