Female hyenas also have a pseudo-penis. Not sure that helps, but I felt the need to share.

Coming soon, for all those who liked Barack Obama’s The Audacity of Hope, is HRC’s The Audacity of Laughs.

Based on how her character has been portrayed in every goddamn promo for Suicide Squad (and the lovely costumes for the women in this cast who aren’t Viola Davis, who are all quite younger than their male co-stars), I’d guess she is not only desensitized to the sexism, but very willing to participate in it as long as…

Perhaps because it’s a fantasy movie involving a fictional Amazon created by a fictional Greek god and therefore maybe could make up whatever additional fictions or inclusions it wants

Republicants are so gullible— they spend 23 hours a day denying that a wage gap exists, but as soon as Ivanka Trump admits there is one, THEN they cheer like they’ve acknowledged it all along.

instead of teaching his daughter “how to sit like a lady” *vom* he should be teaching himself not to post upskirt photos like a creepster perv. troglodytes like this should be castrated at puberty to prevent them from producing offspring.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.…

But are you sure it’s your shoe or someone else’s shoe? You need this handy shoe charm to make sure..........................

These are designed so your mom doesnt dry her face with the towel you had previously dried your balls with.. .. then placed in the washer, dryer , folded and gave to Mom to use.

I mean, it’s nice to own a small business? Especially if your husband is trying bring about The Handmaiden’s Tale-times. You know you’re not going to be able to own anything then, up to and including your own body!

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

No, I don’t think TamTams is saying that. Colbert was saying that his show has a very low turnover rate. And he has said that most (if not all) of his writing staff came with him from Colbert Report to the Late Show. So basically, he would have had to fire some of those writers in order to make room for new ones.

That is the humblest of humblebrags.

I’m hoping she’s like most of the older ladies I see at the gym who are like “I pushed out 4 kids. I’ve had a whole hospital floor shoving their hands up my lady bits. Idgaf. Everybody’s got the same parts.”

“I can’t work on my moon”

As someone who doesn’t care about college football:

A witness claiming that they told Paterno about their own rape isn’t circumstantial evidence. Look if you want to claim that person is lying go for it, but don’t try to minimize what was actually stated.

I fully expect Jay Paterno or some other dipshit in the family to come out with some version of #1 and 2 combined before the end of the day. All the mouth breathing Paternoites will line up behind him singing the chorus.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization: