“I don’t normally drink sugary sodas...”

What does real ginger have to do with Asian symbols/ characters/ words/letters and in Canada of all places?

I've found that using my own cocaine is a decent substitute. Coke with a coke chaser.

If it possible with only natural ingredients, Pepsi should make a crystal clear version.

*Scoff* A PC isn’t going to have EIGHT of these bad boys in its CPU

I got the gummies and they got flagged by TSA in my carry-on! They appeared as a big black mass of not-quite liquid on screen so they checked it out. The agent said I could keep them if I could sing the Gummi Bears theme song - luckily I’m a child of the 80s! Also, 10 people were unable to finish the bag over the…

I got the gummies and they got flagged by TSA in my carry-on! They appeared as a big black mass of not-quite liquid…

Apple snobs like you still exist?

“We don’t know why they’re doing this DDoS attack! It’s not like we angered a bunch of gamers by shutting down a private server or something...”

Is this like a fundraiser to pay the court judgment to Hulk Hogan?

Is this like a fundraiser to pay the court judgment to Hulk Hogan?

It’s funny that you’d post this image, Rianna Saren is my favorite extended universe character. Mainly because she’s a badass, sexy, non-force using Twi’lek, a character type I’d love to see as a major SW role but hasn’t happened (yet!).

Man... the lengths some people go to just to get a little pussy.

Sorry, disassembled him for parts.

Thanks for the update on this case! Still waiting to hear what happened in that whole “Bolea vs. Gawker”-thing because you guys haven’t mentioned anything since posting snarky links to watch the trial.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

Mike, as the only writer I still enjoy on Kotaku, where will you be going after Hulk Hogan piledrives your servers through the Earth’s core?

I don’t know what elephant you’re talking about, brother.

So... Is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room? The giant pink elephant rampaging about? No? ok.

Everywhere I got theres anywhere between 5-15 Nintendo fans that jump in to defend Nintendo every chance they get. Everywhere.

Unfortunately for Nitnendo fans, gamers as whole really could not give any less of a shit about the Wii U. It’s easily one of Nintendo’s worst consoles ever and missed the mark in pretty much…